Names

Jacob frequently comes up with baby names for children we may someday have. Frankly, I think he should advise expectant celebrities.

• Luke Skywalker Hunerdosse
• Dude Lebowski Hunerdosse
• Admiral Ackbar Hunerdosse
• Tonka McNutt Hunerdosse
• Dog Thebounty Hunerdosse

Musicals: Part II

Me: Hey, I got the lead in "Annie Get Your Gun"!
Jacob: So, are you Annie or are you the gun?
Me: (Pause)...Annie.
Jacob: But, WHO'S THE GUN?

Musicals

[While watching RENT.]
Jacob: Is it true that I can get AIDS just from watching this?

Infidelity

Jacob: [sleeping] You had a kid with one of the Dunlaps. You shouldn't have done that. That was an accident on your part.
Me: Who are the Dunlaps?
Jacob: I don't know. I've never met a Dunlap.